My Blog Readers: I wish I could take credit for this but I can't - Just please enjoy...;)
A few weeks ago, I went to the car wash, the one on Branch Avenue where Circuit City use to be, and next to the McDonald's. Anyhow, I pull up to the vacuum section. Well, next to me to my right is a HOT BROTHA in a NIIIIICE BMW. Then on the left of me is another brotha in a Benz. The one in the BMW was CUTE and we made eye contact and he said "Hey, how u doing"....I said "Fine now that I'm here talking to you".....he smiled. I was looking real cute on this day...couldn't tell me nothing. But something kept telling me before I even pulled up to the car wash to go home and don't worry about it...but noooo, I had to be hardheaded...
Anyway, so I started in the back. I took the mats out and started vacuuming the floors in the back...then I did the mats. Meanwhile, the guy to my right is checking me out....(cuz you know a sista had to bend over to get down on the floors and what not.) So, I was finished with the back and threw the nozzle up to the front...rushing because I didn't want the machine to turn off. So I go up to the front passenger side of my car to grab the nozzle so I can vacuum the front. So I grab the nozzle and you ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!
I hit myself in the forehead with the nozzle and the only thing I heard was SWISSSHHHHH WOOOOOOOF!!! The damned nozzle snatched the wig clean off my head!!! I couldn't believe it...And then on top of that, I had on a pair of old panty hose on my head, with the legs tied in a knot, with the crotch sitting right on top of my head near my forehead...!!!!! Ghetto as hell chile...only because my son has been wearing my wig stockings trying to get waves!!!!
So, I'm in the car just fighting to get my wig back...we were struggling...and the more I fought with that possessed nozzle, the more it sucked my wig in....I'm sweating, all outta breath...and so finally, the machine cuts off and my wig is halfway lodged in the hose....so I'm mad as hell, hot, sweating and outta breath, and the same said dude (in the BMW) that I was flirting with came over and was like..."Are u ok"....now mind you, I had to get out the car cuz my mats were on the side..and I was SO EMBARRASSED, cuz now I got this stocking cap on my head, and he is trying his hardest not to laugh....but I could see it in his face. I just wanted to crawl under my car....for real. The only thing I could say was "Uh huh..." He said something else, but I just turned my back because I'm standing there holding a nozzle with half a wig stuck in it. I grabbed my wig (her name was KATHY) and just threw it in the car. Lint was everywhere. Meanwhile, every cute guy in DC wants to pull up. Don't forget I gotta walk around my car to get in on the driver's side. I was dying on the inside!
And you thought I was going to warn you to be careful when you go to the car wash...LOL...Hope this brightened your day!
This was toooo much. OK watch out for those WIGS and stop being cute LOL.
Please pass this on to every female, Diva and Baddest Chick you know....